Please Do Not Tell Me


That I am not technical enough
That I do not use the proper terms
That I do not understand the real issue
The truth of the matter is you are not technical
Nor can you properly define the term
And you wouldn't know what the problem was even if it's written down

You Are


The brightest part of my life
The end.

5'5" and 113 Lbs


Shut the hell up. That's what I told myself as I read the reviews for a dress I liked. Of course my friend decides to have a WHITE party. Apparently she has not seen my ass lately. Luckily I found a dress (with a pattern because come on) and while it's really cute, again, my ass, wow. I thought maybe if I found something else that is a little more flowy I wouldn't feel like I was screaming, "Look at me in a WHITE dress!" While me and said reviewer are the same height I have a good 40lbs on her. It also puts me on the cusp of being overweight (thanks BMI calculator); her on the cusp of being shut the hell up. What I'm trying to say is I care now. I said I didn't before, but I do now. Yet I still have no desire to change. What the hell is the matter with me? All I know is WHITE is happening and I only have until Saturday to figure something out. I got her a good birthday present too, bitch.