And Then Punk Rock Dads Said It's Ok Too

WTF is going on? My mother has stepped her game up
She planted that guy at the car dealership that said we'd get an extra discount
There are, of course, the endless family members who really don't count
The relentless heifers at work because they're knocked up and miserable, and you should be too
The girl at Nordstrom
The Chinese lady down the street
The young girl at the ice cream shop (is that supposed to be shoppe?)
Jesus is there an epidemic?
And because she is always outdoing herself
Somehow she made friends with Jay Mohr
Then she forgot to tell me she was cool with Pennywise and Rancid
Flea has kids?
I'm not ready yet!