Dear Angry Mini Van Moms,
For the record I think you are lovely ladies, even in your pjs with your bed head. I'm sure you hate getting up in the morning just as much as I do. Not only are you getting yourself ready, you are also readying your pack of wolves. I'm sure it sucks waiting in the school line to drop off your creature, then having to turn around to head home or perhaps go straight to the office. I'm sure you probably hate driving a van. All those things considered please do not take it out on me. When I nicely beep my horn to let you know 'hey your light has been red for a bit, you probably should get out of the intersection' please do not give me satan eyes. Sure I don't want to miss my light, but most importantly I do not want ON COMING traffic to smash your car into coupe size. Continuing to stay in the intersection while flipping me off, and swearing at me (all while your window is rolled up) only makes me laugh. I do hope it makes you feel better though. If I could calm your rage I would, trust me. In conclusion, I have mad respect for you. Pretty sure I couldn't do what you do.


Hope you had a great day,
Litas


P.S. No, I'm not a mom
P.P.S. I get it it's tough
P.P.P.S. Again, please don't take it out on me