The Night Jay Mohr Convinced me to Have Kids*

Not my mother, not my friends, not the dumb broads at work
But Jay Mohr
He was real, he was honest, and he made it funny
He made me feel it's ok to have kids
I will mess up
I might even drop one
My life will be over
But I'll make it
I also decided that I'm going to marry you** so I never come home to an empty house
And I will have you there to watch TV with, always
Sportscenter, Real Housewives (I see you watching), Breaking Bad
Now I need to get ready for bed

*The verdict is still out, but it got me thinking
**Sorry, not you Jay