Dear Ovaries,

Hi, good morning. It would be great if you would stop hurting. I'm not sure why this one is so bad, but I'm sorta kinda over it. My legs felt sore yesterday and hot. And I've been eating like it's going out of style. You tell me why I woke up the other night and needed to eat something OMG NOW! Your week is up. Pack up your belongings and leave town.

Hurting,
Litas