The Actual Draft from March (non-edited)

Why do guys have to be assholes? Don't get me wrong I am one too. I blame it on my ovaries and the fact that I never really fully grew out of my tomboy state. So, literally, posts before I was barfing over the fact that I "did it right this time". Mind you much time has elapsed between posts and I left you in the dark as to the heart ripping out business. Well, crap, maybe I really didn't do it right this time. I mean, of course, I am perfect and haven't messed up the love equation in any way shape or form (insert eye rolling), but sweet Jesus what does this heffer want from me. I'm trying not to be a "nag", but if me asking you to do something equates to me being a nag, then I forever will be a nag. Why is it that when you ask me to do something you're not nagging? Is that just the male thing to say; my old lady is a nag. If we don't "nag" you don't know what we want and therefore you get mad when we blow up. Isn't it happy wife happy life? Here's the formula: Sex/take the trash out(the blow job-that time of the month)(leaving work at a decent hour+extra curricular activities)=the girl nagging...really? If you would have just taken the trash out like you said you would before I asked again then I wouldn't have asked again. It's really not about taking the trash out, but you know what I mean. And if it's been a while, use the FOIL system; First Outer Inner Last. (and if you tell me it doesn't make sense I will hurt you). Like Janet (Ms. Jackson if you're nasty) said that's the way love goes. And seriously if this is really how it goes all the time you can have your love, I'd rather be single!