Dear New Desk,
I loathe you; truly, madly, deeply. I cannot get comfortable and it's pissing me off. I wish corporate would see that being a jew and keeping used desks does not work well for all. These are the WORST desks I've ever used. And I'd like to point out not very ergo. Makes me want to have the ergo lady come out again so she can see just how jacked up they are. I always loved you old desk and I miss you terribly.

Broken,
Litas