Dear Tummy,
I'm sorry you're not on the up and up. I'm not sure where we went wrong yesterday. I'm going to say that eating like a PIG for the past couple of weeks finally caught up to me. I hope I made amends with the toast and yogurt for breakfast. Yes, there's chicken soup and sprite for lunch and probably again for dinner, but that always makes you happy. I ran out of crackers so don't ask. Don't worry there will be no gym tonight; I'll let you rest.

Love,
Litas