GAH!

Seriously, I had the best intentions to have a really shnazzy comeback blog. I failed miserably. I do want to point out that it's been 3! YES 3! years since I've been gone. Not 2 as I misquoted earlier. So much has happened in that time. I'm sorry to say that the Broad and Mouth are no longer apart of my life. Errr, well, I'm not apart of theirs. I still get updates though, as I have an inside spy. There has been love lost and love renewed, holy matrimony (unfortunately for my mom, it wasn't me), job loss and job found, new wrinkles, family drama, and a whole lot of stress. I'm pretty sure I'm forgetting something, but I'll flash back a la Quantum Leap style from time to time. There are just too many precious memories to keep to myself. Not to mention I work with a whole new set of characters. Oh you're in for a treat (just not NY Treat Truck style). I so should have kept a journal.
*side note I'm bloated like a mo-fo and dying for some chocolate. Swear if that creepy Indian guy looks at my boobs one more time I will hurt him.