Put that Back

The Mouth comes over to borrow my super duper Swingline Stapler. Yes it will mess you up. And yes you are jealous. Anywho she takes it out, staples away, and upon returning it she feels it necessary to try and reorg my cubby. She's says I feel this should go here because it seems safer. WTF? Safer? Lady it's office supplies not fine China. And DON'T TOUCH MY SHIT.
You can add that as #21 on the pet peeve list.