Why I hate Monday

* It's not Saturday
* I'm lacking in the sleep department
* I have to go to work
* I have to sit in traffic on the way to work
* I have to hear about peoples "exciting" weekend, but didn't ask to hear about them
* My coffee just doesn't taste as good as it does when I drink it on my couch watching tv
* People ask me why I'm not happy, every 10 mins
* People then poke me to get me to smile, this actually leads me to punch them
* I'm not a morning person and Monday's just intensify this
* I'm sitting at my desk instead of laying in my bed