REASON# 1,365 why work is the cause of my insanity

One of the girls I work with, who I've lovingly coined Broad, has a nasty gash on her leg. She bowled herself down a small hillside over the weekend. She looks down at it today and noticed it looked a little on the green side. Throwing her hairy leg on my desk she says to me, "Do you think this is infected?" Since I'm the office doctor (YES it's on my resume) I said, "Well it does look a lil green and it's pussy." The office wonder hasn't been cleaning it. I told her clean it with peroxide a couple time and remember to clean it daily. She's been showing everyone that comes into the office how her booboo looks. Yes people this is the quality of which I work with.

*Side Note this woman is almost twice my age