After a nice comment from a homie I bust into this:

"I'd pat myself on the back, but I didn't mean for it to come out that way. I do have an itch though so since I'm back there to scratch what's a lil pat gonna hurt. It's not like I EVER get a pat on the back. I'm one of those who say I don't need a pat on the back, and I really don't, but to feel the warmth of a firm praiseworthy pat makes my mouth water. And sometimes it really does make ones day. Let me step off of the estrogen train."

*Windows automatic update I said I'd like to restart later. Stop reminding me every 10 mins!