Thank You INSP.#33 and 72

I thank you for making sure my tagless white crew neck is cozy
The seams intact
The length perfect
The sleeves not too tight
The color crisp

I'd like to remind you that the keyword to this shirt is tagless
That being said why did you allow the makers to install a tiny tag on the side of the shirt
I didn't feel it at first, but upon sitting in my car I met the hidden ninja
It proceeded to poke and rub my side OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Your inspector tags decided to further agitate my side by forming a union with the tag
I actually have a red spot
I hope your licenses get revoked