Early Morning Highlights

This is really what I work with....
Broad: As she turns the calendar to October OH no wonder there wasn't a lot of traffic this morning
Me: Pauses and sips coffee
Broad: Huh I didn't even think of that
Me: Wipes crust from corner of eye
Broad: In her best British accent It's Yom Kippur
Me: Glares at the village idiot and shakes head