Dear Booty and Thighs,

I'm proud of you for hitting the gym like a champ. We've got 6 months to get back into shape; I know we can do it. I want to look wicked hot in that sexy dress I bought. Next week will be rough thanks to shark week (die.), but we can't give up. Sure I'm walking like a baby deer, but the payoff will be worth it.

Sore,

Litas