Dear Office Cochinas,
Please piss IN THE TOILET. There is no need to pee all over the seat, on the floor, or REALLY?! Is that what I think it is?! I know they provide seat condoms, but wet is wet. Ladies, we sit down when we pee. Did you forget that? And, hey, if you're practicing peeing while standing up high five. I'll keep that in the shower. Don't judge me. Everyone does it.

Grossed Out,
Litas